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"Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator) 12/05/2014 at 09:14 • Filed to: BIggus Dickus

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Wow! Just wow. So you have a vaporware rendering of a yacht that will never exist. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Let's begin.

Mega Yacht that looks like the batmobile. Kinda.

16M British pounds. Hold that thought.

It has a jacuzzi, a helipad and a Steinway piano. One of those things is not like the others. Two of those things, I have in the family and we ain't rich, peeps.

Solar panels (cool)

226 foot WIDE! WHOLE FUCKING SHIT BATMAN! Your boat is 200 feet wide and 1400 feet long! The lady standing on the fan tail is 65 feet tall!

Let's keep going.

Helos (3 of them) landing on SOLAR PANELS! Woohoo! That's some strong stuff.

Costs more than 16M pounds. Ya think? It's 1400 feet long. Here is a picture of a $25M yacht.

You can see, Bruce Wayne's 1400 footer is a bargin.

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That is some landing badassery. I know at least one Special Forces helicopter pilot and I don't think even he would sneak into this parking position.

Probably my favorite part. GUCCI and Armani logos clinging to the glass walls of my livingroom. Did I mention I live at the mall? No? Did I mention I want to make sure you know I'm rich so I put the logos of the expensive clothes I wear on the walls? Foolishness. Rappers don't even live like this. Dude. What were you thinking?

Being an Opponaut, I can mildly appreciate this, but how many copies of the same boring car do I need? One for me and one for all my bitches?

Hey, Daily Mail writers. If you don't know what you're talking about, go research and find out. Hey yacht designers. Lay off the shrooms.

thebigbossyboss > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:17

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I can't even tell what kind of car that is. Also you would not be putting 3 helicopters on that pad. No way no how.

Sweet Trav > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:18

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at 1400 feet long you could almost put an 1/8th mile drag strip on the deck.

ttyymmnn > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:20

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It has a jacuzzi, a helipad and a Steinway piano.... Two of those things, I have in the family and we ain't rich, peeps.

You have a helipad? How cool is that??

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > ttyymmnn 12/05/2014 at 09:23

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Why yes. Yes we do. It is cool, but I'll never tell you how much.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Sweet Trav 12/05/2014 at 09:23

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Or run the 1/4 in disposable cars.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:24

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That is some landing badassery. I know at least one Special Forces helicopter pilot and I don't think even he would sneak into this parking position.

And it ought to be super-easy to land in that position while the boat is rolling on the ocean, or maybe the prospective buyer has to have a 1400 foot swimming pool to put this in?

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny 12/05/2014 at 09:25

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Chile? This is not photoshop, this pool is for serious.

macanamera > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:27

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You have a Steinway and a helipad???

Alfalfa > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:27

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How far is this thing meant to travel? Various climate changes will not be kind to that poor Steinway.

macanamera > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:28

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I mean it's clearly bull. 1400 feet, come on. It would cost around 2 billion. Secondly, every one of those renderings is so out of scale.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > macanamera 12/05/2014 at 09:38

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Hitler was a full-time shithead and part time lousy architect. You wanna talk about out of scale. Check out these.

Those little dots are CARS dude. That shading in front of the ampitheater is 55 feet of staircase. 2000 mountains died in the making of this picture.

macanamera > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:50

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Wow.

William Byrd > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 09:55

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That made me laugh. hahaha

If you can afford a multimillion dollar yacht, they might run them with m4s.

PS9 > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 10:21

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Just have to wonder what kind of command center this yacht must have to need a car-like windshield.

PS9 > thebigbossyboss 12/05/2014 at 10:23

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Maybe they mean these but bigger?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 12/05/2014 at 10:42

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Was ist das? I want to do more research

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > PS9 12/05/2014 at 10:48

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Awe crap, I forgot the 200 foot wide seamless piece of glass